Still beating up little girls, I see?

Give you some sort of sick pleasure to do that? You should see a counselor before someone locks you up for good.

Whenever you see this, you had better respond as soon as possible. You now owe me a brand new pair of black pumps and one hell of a good explanation!

Why was a certain little girl stumbling out of your apartment complex and why did she just happen to throw up all over my new shoes?! Oh, yeah, and don't forget the bright red mark on her face...

Start typing, bud.

I need models for the very first Guilty Pleasures catalogue photoshoot!

Anzu, Shizuka, Mana, Miho, and maaaaybe even Vivian (if you ask really, really nicely): I'm looking at you.

And don't feel left out, boys. We can always incorporate you into the pictures with the lovely, lovely ladies so please feel free to sign up too.

The question on everyone's mind is about to be answered:

Yes, my lingerie shop has finally opened up! It's named Guilty Pleasures.

It's fabulous but taking up most of my time. I do still need to celebrate.

I feel like the 'party' idea is steadily becoming overrated. Where are all these parties coming from? Although one of them was for me, but that doesn't count.

So...who's with me?

My birthday is coming up soon and I'm sure at least one of you is planning a fabulous party to celebrate with me.

May 15, don't forget it. Clear your schedules. I at least expect presents and booze and one great party.

Now, whomever is planning my birthday soiree, tell me the place and time and I'll show up fashionably late~

Now, now, now....

Where is everyone? You should all be jumping at the chance to spend time with your dear Mai.

Lately, Kaiba Corp. has become more and more drab than I expected it to be. And while I sit there at my desk, I've been having marvelous ideas about walking out. I should be running my own corporation, not taking orders from others....

But then there's the matter of money. Maybe someone who's interested in investing in a beautiful, brilliant business woman would like to buy me a drink and talk it all over?

Or just buy me a few drinks and skip the chatter?